“We ALL have an, ‘Inner Audrey!’”
Funny story. For a few years I was Wedding Coordinator at a five-star resort in Hawaii. Because of logistics, 95% of weddings were planned via phone, with wedding party showing up a day or two before the wedding.
One high-maintenance (they all were) bride/chick had her demands (they all did). She wanted to look like Audrey Hepburn, and had a specific “nosegay” in mind to complete the look. (Did AH have a nosegay in a movie? I don’t know.)
Anyhow, she showed up, blonde and fat. After the wedding she was unhappy with us because she “didn’t look like Audrey Hepburn”. Oy!
That’s a funny story, MM. Maybe if she wore a Five & Dime face mask instead of a nosegay, she would have gotten away with the Audrey comparison.
Ah, Yes. The old, ‘Expectation v. Reality’ that rears its ugly head whenever you are dealing with The General Public, LOL!