for a judge to be so lenient about such a crime ought to bring suspicion that the judge too is a pedo
"Heh, heh! Boys will be boys, right, Isaiah? Now go run off and play Bolshevik like a good little molester." He sure is an understanding and supportive judge... I can't remember ever seeing one like that in person over the years, but I have never been to Portland.
Nor do I plan to go in the future, what with Judge Pervhugger and the whole Rhodes family defining deviancy down.