[jobim]

This article is a travesty. It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.

OK. As your new president I make my first national decree, which is that each citizen shall change underwear daily.

And so that we can check, you will wear it on the outside.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

I used to gig at bar where every Thursday was Wear Your Underwear on the outside. The bar did well on what was usually a dead night at other bars.