[eastforker]

Y'all have at it with all the Chuck Norris meme's.

[Steely Tom]

Cool guy.

I don’t mess with him.

[atc23]

LOL

[eastforker]

Will be absent for the next 3 days posting famous veteran threads, be back monday.

[Kartographer]

I believe that the Air Force joined Chuck not the other way as you stated. ;-)

[Ronald_Magnus]

[eastforker]

I messed up again, please correct Norris instead of Noriss

[Typelouder]

Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

[GoldenPup]

The only thing tougher than an over cooked pork chop is...Chuck Norris.

[dainbramaged]

The day after he was born, Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital.

[Billthedrill]

Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups. He pushes the earth down.

[Clay Moore]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

[ransomnote]

Chuck norris’ reply video to Van Damme’s “Epic Split” truck video

The Van Damme’s video that started it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

Norris’ video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-D1KVIuvjA

[eyedigress]

I don’t get all the crazy stuff, Chuck Norris is a great guy.

[Ransomed]

Once a year Chuck Norris volunteers to place his head in a specially constructed hydraulic press. It ruins the press, but they end up with a substance that is used to color all the red hair dye made in the world for that year.

Freegards

[1_Inch_Group]

I heard that one time....

Chuck Norris met Chuck Norris in an alternate timeline.

They both won the fight.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

Hitler said that Chuck Norris was swimming the Atlantic to end WWII!

You had to see the Hitler skit on You Tube to get it! ;-)

[Jack Hammer]

Saw him defeat a fierce Joe Lewis at the Nationals in Manhattan with a lightning spinning back kick.

Quite a thrill.

[GreenHornet]

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

[Redwood71]

Norris has a 1100 pound Kodiak bear on the floor in front of his den fireplace. It isn’t dead. It’s just afraid to move.

rwood