[montag813]

I like Beethoven’s 9th Symphony, movement 4, and Mozart’s D-minor Mass. Far fewer woo-oahs.

[DoodleBob]

Beethoven's 9th is the greatest musical piece ever...not just because it's AWESOME but because he was stone deaf when he composed it.

[elcid1970]

There was a shopkeeper who mounted speakers in the trees in from of his business and blasted classical music to run off loiterers who couldn’t stand the sound of Beethoven & Brahms.

They tried to climb the trees to rip out the wires but he had wrapped the trunks with barbed wire. So they went elsewhere.

Doonesbury even made fun of it with a ghetto dude going into to the store to ask, “That be the Trout Quintet Opus 114 in A major!? Man, I dig that Franz Schubert, he be my dawg!!”