Posted on 07/02/2018 2:12:40 PM PDT by EdnaMode
A topless woman has been arrested for stealing a bulldozer and crashing it into an apartment complex.
Heather Houston, 34, allegedly stole the front end loader from a construction site and drove it 5.5 miles across town to the apartments in Great Falls, Montana, on Sunday morning.
Police say Houston then ran over a fence, damaged a car and hit the side of the complex.
She then reportedly elevated the front end of the excavator so she could climb up into an apartment on the second floor.
Molly Broxholm, a resident of the Fox Hollow Apartment Complex, said she was woken up by the ruckus and looked out her window to see Houston, who appeared to be topless.
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Surprised the low-brow reporter didn’t described the “dozer” as “crazed”!
HOLD MUH METH PIPE AND WATCH THIS...
Title writers often get things wrong.
Front end loader is used in the article.
Yea, that’s a 34 year old meth head if I’ve ever seen one.
So what was used - a bulldozer? A front end loader? Or an excavator? Lame reporting.
She must have been so high that she intoxicated the news writer.
Grand Tetons
Heather is at the top of Crazy Girlfriend names.
Yep. From the same article...
“After gaining control of Houston, police reported finding a glass pipe, methamphetamine, and marijuana in her purse. Charging documents say Houston has pending charges in Fergus County for felony possession of methamphetamine and paraphernalia from August of 2017.”
Reporter doesn’t care about factual points of story.
- probably would call a bb gun an assault rifle.
I remember a story about a woman on a riding mower, mowing her front lawn, not bothering anybody - except she was naked from the waist up, about thirtyish, not guilty; Laz would definitely hit it.
Neighbors called police! First one cruiser showed up, then another, then another, then another. The bare bosomed woman went right on mowing her lawn while the po-po took about fifteen minutes before they finally draped her with a blanket and sent her inside to dress.
No charges filed, it was on private property. Her scandalized neighbors no doubt wanted her arrested. Nose & finger marks were observed on the plate glass windows of several nearby houses.
;^)
From the various articles I’ve read about this gal, I’m almost thinking that Laz would take a pass on this.
Like I said, I’m almost thinking he would take a pass. With Laz, we can never be 100% sure he wouldn’t hit it.
Definitely guilty. They didn’t even charge indecent exposure.
Front end loader.
Sounds like shed misplaced the key to her apartment and had to improvise.
Yep. Sounds to me like she had no choice.
Guilty.
“Amazing! - It wasnt Florida.”
She was just going to get her stuff and throw it in the bucket, then drive it to Florida.
Do you think she could use her parents for naming her Heather? Looks like she probably had to fight someone over it a time or two. Should’ve named her Ed.
Amazing! - It wasnt Florida.
Just call it an Assault-Dozer.
“Guilty.”
Don’t disagree with you - but we gotta wait and see what Laz is thinking.
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