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Qbetcha!

Woo hoo, we're back!

CGato

394 posted on 06/25/2018 2:39:55 PM PDT by Conservative Gato (There are NOW 4 kind of LIES; Lies, Damned Lies, Statistics, and the Media.)
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To: Conservative Gato; bagster

Epic opening:

So, I get myself up this morning at o’dark-thirty, grab some coffee and head to work. Wifey is out of town at some sort of conference.

I log into FR and make some posts and start my ketchup routine. Next thing I know...AAAAA!AAAAA!...no FR.

Keep calm, Cletus, I says. It will get fixed, I says. Jim and John are old hats at this...It ain’t no DS attack.

So we, I get phone call from the wifey asking, “What the he’ll is this $XXX charge tomythe Amex and who the he’ll is FREEREPUBLIC?

I tells Lurlene, calm down sweetie pie. A few of us deplorables have been assigned the task of saving the Republic. No big thing, we just Ned some extra cash to do it. It was at this point that I invok3d the name of One ransomnote and our loveable ORACLE, bagster to cover my ass wince...well yeah, I bought some bourbon too.

Next thing you know...FREEREPUBLIC IS functional again, and.
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All is right in the FReeQ world. Maybe I’ll go fishing, or.
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Owl hunting


416 posted on 06/25/2018 3:35:17 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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