Posted on 06/23/2018 11:40:20 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Lawyer and his children...
A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the home.
He was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place.
He couldn’t say he had no children, because he couldn't lie (as we all know, lawyers cannot, and do not lie).
So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their 12 kids.
He took the remaining kid with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent.
He loved one of the homes, and the price was right.
The agent asked: "How many children do you have?”
He answered: "Twelve."
The agent asked, "Where are the others?" The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look, answered, “They’re in the cemetery with their mother."
(MORAL: It’s not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words, and don't forget, most politicians are lawyers....)
No Harm...No Foul!!!
He is Hillary’s lawyer.
Attention all FReepers:
Condoms no longer guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.
Wonderings:
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
If at first you don’t succeed, shouldn’t you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?
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