Posted on 06/21/2018 6:19:34 PM PDT by EdnaMode
No Roseanne, no show.
"Hey, let's have gay butt sex."
"Yes, that's inclusive. Also, let's kill Jews because we love muslims"
"Not like Trump, he's' a jerk" (canned laughter) I need another beer.
"But don't forget to recycle!" (little kid throws beer bottle into a recycling container with obamas picture on the side) *audience - awwwwww*
I doubt if anyone will watch
Since President Trump’s inauguration I’ve only turned my TV on to watch Roseanne. Count me out.
Place your bets:
- died
- escaped to England via the Emergency Tunnel
- was actually a ghost and didn’t know it
- was only ever an aural hallucination of schizophrenic math-genius Dan
- staged her own murder to frame Dan, will return in last episode
Wait...so it’s going to be all about how a family sticks together through thick and thin and whatever? Well...that’s ironic. No “we didn’t like what you said so we’re kicking you out of the family”? Why not call it the The Hypocrites?
Roseanne was the centerpiece from whom the other actors revolved
What do they have now......Darlene’s liberal snark
The transgender kid running around in a tutu
The sister without her comic foil....Roseanne
Etc
Epic Fail
it’ll sink like a stone.
But ABC will try everything they can to keep it around.
People are suggesting that Roseanne’s character can die in surgery.
gee I thought it was going to make it.
- died
- killed herself when she realized how horrible, evil, and bad Donald Trump (hisssssssss!) is
- was killed by one of those horrible militant Trump supporters
- lost her health insurance only because of those horrible Trump policies and contracted a fatal disease
- was struck down by the universe for not fighting climate change or whatever
- went to insult (special guest star) Valerie Jarrett and was inadvertently annihilated simply by being in the presence of such utter greatness
Seems a lot of emphasis on “through love and laughter.”
It will suck! It’s going to be like doing the Seinfeld show without Jerry.
This’ll go over like a lead balloon. One season then gone...
Honeymooners without Jackie Gleason.
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