[wbill]

I've posted this on FR before. Heavily armed beavers will make you rethink your position.

[Daffynition]

In my 'hood, the beaver are cutting *widow-makers* that fall into the road, all the time.

Time for beaver hats to become popular again.

[Red Badger]

A beaver stole all my guns...................

[elcid1970]

There are angry beaver vids on youtube where a thoroughly P.O.’d beaver doesn’t NEED a gun to inflict grievous harm on a human.

A couple live trapped a beaver to move it away from their property. When he released it, the beaver was bent on revenge, not escape, and he spent many minutes fending it off with the cage to keep from getting slashed to ribbons by those fearsome teeth. Finally it hit the water & left. Me, I’d just shoot it & process it as noted.

“They ain’t house pets.”