I wouldn’t be surprised if NO NAME is relocated and they put the ashes of the family pet in an urn
I wonder with him being a Senator, if there are any laws that would give the government a right to see the body prior to burial or cremation? If I hear he died without proof I would always be suspicious that he slunk away.
I have multiple hypotheses on no name....
1. He’s really got brain cancer and is being treated, just as has been reported. (Low probability).
2. He’s already dead. (10%). If so, they are pretending he’s not it’s for political reasons including affecting the appointment of his successor.
3. He’s in a coma. (2%)
4. He’s been arrested. (40%). Maybe being held at Gitmo, but at any rate unable to communicate.
5. He’s faking the illness (20%)
5.a. Faking in order to disappear and take on a new identity.
5.b. Faking in order to avoid prosecution. Will claim he is incompetent to stand trial.
Maybe some other possibilities, but those are my top contenders at this time.
Me either! Just cleaned out my fire box, could’a been no-name... :)