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To: KitJ
You asked if Uncle Baggy could kiss his boo boo. He said instead of kissing his boo boo, you could kiss his butt. THAT's what makes it funny!

But what you fail to realize, my fine friend, is that as I was typing "kiss your boo boo" I knew and expected him to respond with the simplistic "kiss my ass." What else could he say? He's not that clever.

He was now the opposite of the whiny victim. which he tried to portray himself as originally. He was now the aggressor. Which led me to condescend to him more and now I had the accusation of foul language to toss into the mix.

I'm always five moves ahead of any troll. I manipulate the conversation to where I want it to go. My gung fu is exceptional, or maybe you hadn't heard.

Seriously, think about it. Wasn't "kiss my ass" the obvious response to my intial thrust? Of course it was. I RARELY (I'll admit sometimes) set myself up by mistake.

Now leave me alone. I don't have time for gung fu lessons or whiney trolls. I got to catch up to the thread and write my Oracle. And where's the House of Chan Gazette, btw. :)

Come on, now.

Bagster

848 posted on 06/14/2018 11:08:52 PM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas.")
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To: bagster

It was still funny.

;)

House of Chan is scrambling. Very calm over there after some very emotional outbursts. More to follow.

K


864 posted on 06/14/2018 11:26:21 PM PDT by KitJ (Shall not be infringed...)
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