Don’t you know the crime rate is going up, up, up, up, up
To live in this town you must be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough!
You got rats on the West Side
Bed bugs uptown
What a mess this town’s in tatters, I’ve been shattered
My brain’s been battered, splattered all over Manhattan
The head Rat runs the state so, of course, the Rat activity in NY is bad and getting worse.
The head Rat runs the state so, of course, the Rat activity in NY is bad and getting worse.
“Sha-dubee....”