[golux]

I tell ya, these conservation efforts are costing Americans an arm and a leg.

[aynrandfreak]

Lol!

[MrEdd]

I give you now Professor Twist
Conscientious scientist
Trustees cried: He never bungles
And sent him off
To distant jungles.

Camped out by a riverside
The professor missed his loving bride
She had (the guide informed him later)
Been eaten by an alligator
Professor Twist could not but smile
You mean (he said) a crocodile