Things were much simpler when the sun rotated around the earth.
Planet 9 From Outer Space!................
It’s turtles all the way down.
Many races believe that the creation of the Universe involved some sort of God, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being known as the Great Green Arkleseizure. The Jatravartids live in perpetual fear of the time they call “the Coming of the Great White Handkerchief”
This is why they need bigger infrared telescopes in space. There may be a big object orbiting around the Sun with a very low infrared signature that could explain all the orbit irregularities—possibly a very faint brown dwarf that may even be about the size of Neptune.
I heard that Planet Nine was caused by global warming...
...and republicans.
Large objects and small objects will orbit at the same rate as long as they are at the same distance. This is the same principle demonstrated by Galileo that objects accelerate at the same rate. Orbiting is basically falling if just takes longer. Now there is some difference in rate because relativity and all but the difference between the postulated little objects and big objects is not enough. Unless one of the big objects is a planet. So they almost would have to say that planets aren’t planets to make the theory work.
This just in.....
Earth to be destroyed by a pile up of small objects.
all these scientists have to do
in order to get their equations to work right
is
to enter in the fact
that the earth is flat