Man who claims he travelled from the year 6491 and is stuck in 2018 (tr)

Daily Mail ^ | 3 June 2018 | Zoie O'brien

[equaviator]

Whoa, that IS crazy!

[wastedyears]

Aren’t they also inadmissible in court?

[mabarker1]

Everyone has missed the important clue, look right at it:

1946

The Answer ? The Man is dyslexic...

[wastedyears]

There are planets more intelligent than humans?

Jeez, whoever wrote this article was probably tripping like crazy on mushrooms, as well as having terrible grammar and word usage.

[Maurice Tift]

Real time travelers from the year 6491 speak a version of English that is nearly unrecognizable.

[rfp1234]

His real name is Barack Hussein Obama, and he said he visited us 4500 years too early. We’re not worthy, so he can pack his bags and get his arse back to the 65th century.

[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

All he has to do is “Invent” one future gadget.

Maybe he's like the janitor on the Enterprise whose only job is to clean up when Riker uses the holodeck. A special hire. I doubt he'd need any specialized federation training.

[Pollster1]

If he identifies as a person from the future, it’s bigoted not to accept that as fact.

[onedoug]

How does his so-called time machine work?

[Hot Tabasco]

If he’s truly from the future he should be able to tell us the win, place and show in next weekend’s Belmont race.......

[Right Wing Assault]

Mr Oliver said there was a 'restriction as to what I can tell you' about the future – when asked who the next US President would be.

It's in the article. That's what these clowns from the future always say.

[Psalm 73]

"'The federation is there as a peace keeping vessel.'"

Hmmm....to explore strange new worlds, to boldly go where no man has gone before...."
The Federation - the Starship Enterprise was a Federation vessel. Wonder if he knows Captain Kirk? He's quite famous....

[mad_as_he$$]

+1.

[trebb]

But did he answer the one question on all our minds - “Were Zager and Evans right?”

[drpix]

What kind of idiots/frauds have been "testing" him? How could they not know that lie detector devices don't work for sociopaths and psychopaths?

The simplest and foolproof test should have been obvious: What does he know from living 4,500 years in the future, that we have not yet discovered/invented today?

Ask yourself: How many things could even the average person today show and tell people from 4,500 years ago that would amaze them? The list is easy and long. (Example: From Galileo's different weight balls test of gravity to the Ben Franklin's kite & key lightning test. From the plow to the printing press.)

[Radix]

Heck, a lot of people in England today speak a version of English that is nearly unrecognizable.

[bunkerhill7]

Check his teeth.

[tm61]

they should have sent back a spare, or arranged a uber traveller from the future, to pick him up.

or he just could be a nut bar.

[xp38]

Groan.....not another time travel episode!

[dfwgator]

If he’s really a time-traveller he should be filthy rich, because he should be able to make a killing at the sports books in Vegas.