-And Lo, they chartered a small plane that had only twelve seats of finest leather and comfort and a small wooden jump seat in the back near the lavatory.
-And the jump seat was windowless and had no overhead space.
-The disciples did draw straws to see who would sit in the jump seat.
-Now it came to pass that Judas drew the shortest straw and had to sit in the jump seat and he bore great hardship because he had to scrunch up his legs whenever any of them visited the lavatory and had to carry his luggage on his lap.
-And he seeth-ed and did plot against the others.
“I really believe that if the Lord Jesus Christ was physically on the Earth today, he wouldn’t be riding a donkey,” Duplantis says”
Well, then you really don’t know much, con man.
Get you a bicycle, POS.
So Funny!
With modern communication, would Jesus really be flying all.over the world constantly, enough that he needs his own jet? Or would Jesus have used satellite TV and the internet, to spread the word?
One does not exclude the other. But, I’m not so sure Jesus would have his own private jet. Maybe he would fly commercial when he traveled?
There’s a whole bunch of stupid people who have, and will continue to give this man money.
“I really believe that if the Lord Jesus Christ was physically on the Earth today, he wouldn’t be riding a donkey,” Duplantis says in the video. “He’d be in an airplane flying all over the world.”
No He would not, Jesse. Jesus came but for the lost sheep of the House of Israel and probably would evangelize today in Israel only. If the Apostle Paul were here today he might fly commercial, economy class. He would also run false prophets and teachers like Duplantis out of the church.
I think Jesus would fly coach and would attempt to spread his message to others on the flight.
$54 million? You'll have to upgrade yours Joel.
I think Jesus would have a sweet, tricked-out dune buggy. And an airboat
If I donate, do I get to ride along?
Duplantis has always reminded me of a cartoon character, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Yosemite Sam? Foghorn Leghorn? Bugs Bunny?
Once again Billy Graham shows his extreme wisdom in choosing a modest lifestyle.
There is one born every minute and the Lord will lead them to me........Whooo Hoooo!
I got to admit Jesse is actually funny and not the first televangelist to fundraise for a jet. But seriously folks.
WWJF
Otherwise Jesus walked everywhere He went.
You willing to do that too?
I guess he figured that if it world for Creflo Dollar and Ken Copeland et al, he might as well cash in on it too.
Those who embrace Christianity for the profit the can skim off of it are going to be paying a high price down the road.
LOL!!!
It’s been posted elsewhere, but worth repeating:
Jesus drove a Honda, but didn’t talk about it: “For I did not speak of my own Accord” John 12:49 (KJV)
Just another phony huckster. Anybody who sends money is an idiot.
Sure, and wearing an Armani suit with a Rolex on his wrist.
An ass was good enough transport for Jesus.