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Teeny tiny milking machines? 50 bazillion roaches to produce a teaspoon of milk? Surely, this is a joke.
1 posted on 05/25/2018 8:58:09 AM PDT by bgill
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To: bgill

This smells like a hoax.


2 posted on 05/25/2018 9:00:31 AM PDT by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism.)
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Does make Joe’s apartment a farm...?


3 posted on 05/25/2018 9:00:32 AM PDT by mewzilla (Has the FBI been spying on members of Congress?)
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What’s next?

Cockroach Cheese?........................


4 posted on 05/25/2018 9:00:40 AM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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Dina Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat!

Greg Focker: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.

Jack Byrnes: [He reacts] I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?


5 posted on 05/25/2018 9:00:43 AM PDT by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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To: bgill

Entomilk.

I freaking love the English language.


6 posted on 05/25/2018 9:00:55 AM PDT by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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What? Not Satire?

It’s way too early in the morning for this kind of topic.
Now I need something nice to visualize and drive that thought away. Skydiving Lessons. That’s what I’ll ponder for a while. “I’m Free-Fallin’!”


9 posted on 05/25/2018 9:04:37 AM PDT by lee martell
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No rats available?
11 posted on 05/25/2018 9:05:03 AM PDT by Trillian
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Camel Milk Said to Have Health Benefits
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/finance/other/camel-milk-said-to-have-health-benefits/vi-AAxIds6


12 posted on 05/25/2018 9:06:09 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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Cockroach milk and “Beetle”juice sound like great thirst quenchers to me!


13 posted on 05/25/2018 9:06:30 AM PDT by dowcaet
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Cockroach Milk?

Yummm, just the thing to wash down my gas station sushi.


15 posted on 05/25/2018 9:09:03 AM PDT by sevlex
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Adults have no business drinking any sort of milk, much less cockroach milk.


16 posted on 05/25/2018 9:09:41 AM PDT by bk1000 (I stand with Trump)
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So cockroaches breastfeed?

But speaking of this, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a baby cockroach. The ones I’ve seen are full grown (of course I live in Florida where the cockroaches that hang around on your outside porch or in your garage are big enough to attack a small dog, and they fly too.)

We often wonder about many species of all sorts of birds and animals when you don’t see the young until they’re almost an adult. I’ve seen plenty of eagles and eaglets as they grew, and osprey the same because their nests are in “plain view”...but what about an ibis, for instance. We always see a flock of ibis in our yard, and because of a darker color we’ll know there’s the occasional juvenile, but before that their nests must be hidden in the marsh and trees along the water’s edge and they don’t venture out.

And I only see adult coyotes. On the inverse, we see alligators at all ages from baby’s to the old BIG gators.

This was totally off the subject, sorry, blame the cockroaches.


21 posted on 05/25/2018 9:19:00 AM PDT by Dawn53Fl
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Just no


23 posted on 05/25/2018 9:23:18 AM PDT by kjam22
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I do not want to see self-respecting, hard-working cows thrown out of work by numerous, more nimble competitors. Only Bovimilk for me!


24 posted on 05/25/2018 9:25:43 AM PDT by married21 ( As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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The little buggers seem to be indestructible so there might be something to this.


26 posted on 05/25/2018 9:28:29 AM PDT by CaptainK ("no collusion, no obstruction, he's a leaker")
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I predict that 6 months from now it will be selling online for $1000/ounce and selling like hotcakes.


27 posted on 05/25/2018 9:28:36 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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This may work in some cultures, but not in Western culture.


28 posted on 05/25/2018 9:45:46 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (President Trump divides Americans . . . from anti-Americans.)
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The Lear jet leftists expect to form the core of the global Inner Party. They will continue to enjoy the finest foods and most advanced gadgets the world has to offer — while deciding your fate for you.

If you work very hard and show them your unwavering loyalty, you may be permitted to join the global Outer Party. You will be allowed occasional servings of meat — and air conditioning on a rationed basis.

The rest of us will eat insects and swelter — for the good of the planet.


32 posted on 05/25/2018 9:56:32 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: bgill

Who is gonna milk these suckers?


33 posted on 05/25/2018 10:00:12 AM PDT by Wu (Excuse me while I kiss the sky......)
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Disgusting.


35 posted on 05/25/2018 10:25:35 AM PDT by EdnaMode
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