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Publix wouldn't write Summa Cum Laude on graduation cake due to profanity, SC family says
abcnews4.com ^ | Monday, May 21st 2018 | by Bill Burr, WCIV

Posted on 05/22/2018 11:13:09 AM PDT by Red Badger

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To: Red Badger

There was a dating website that wouldn’t let me invite women to meet at Dickson, TN. Apparently Dickson is obscene.


21 posted on 05/22/2018 11:29:18 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: mbarker12474

I see what you did there..................


22 posted on 05/22/2018 11:29:57 AM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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To: V_TWIN
publix employee GPA...... 0.0


23 posted on 05/22/2018 11:31:22 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: DannyTN

Only on a first date.


24 posted on 05/22/2018 11:32:37 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj ("It's Slappin' Time !")
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To: Red Badger
They could have rewritten it:
"Summa Com Laude"

Then, just chopped the top off the "o".

25 posted on 05/22/2018 11:34:11 AM PDT by nonsporting
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To: Red Badger

“Quod erat demonstrandum, baby.”

“Ooo, you speak French!”

From “Airhead” (who now works at Publix) by Thomas Dolby.


26 posted on 05/22/2018 11:34:18 AM PDT by Cecily
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To: Red Badger

So cupcakes for all, each with one of the words of the honor on it, probably wouldn’t go over too well? Maybe all the Summa cupcakes get eaten first?


27 posted on 05/22/2018 11:36:15 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: mbarker12474

Rofl


28 posted on 05/22/2018 11:37:11 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Red Badger

The people at Publix apparently did not graduate summa cum laude.


29 posted on 05/22/2018 11:38:13 AM PDT by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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To: Red Badger

Amazingly ignorant. Yay, public edukation!!


30 posted on 05/22/2018 11:39:24 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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31 posted on 05/22/2018 11:40:34 AM PDT by Kenny Bania (Ovaltine? Why not call it Roundtine?)
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To: Red Badger

I was going to write something funny, but this is just too sad to be funny.


32 posted on 05/22/2018 11:41:25 AM PDT by CIB-173RDABN (US out of the UN, UN out of the US)
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33 posted on 05/22/2018 11:42:11 AM PDT by Trillian
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To: Red Badger
Cake writing fails are one of the funniest things in the entire world.


34 posted on 05/22/2018 11:42:15 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: Cecily
“Quod erat demonstrandum, baby.” “Ooo, you speak French!” From “Airhead” (who now works at Publix) by Thomas Dolby.

Love that song.

35 posted on 05/22/2018 11:42:47 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Skywise

Actually it was the computer system that the order was taken in, it edited out the middle word and made it 3 dashes because it was told that’s a naughty word... the actual cake decorator got the order slip with the message spelled exactly like it is on the cake.


36 posted on 05/22/2018 11:44:00 AM PDT by HamiltonJay
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The people at Publix apparently did not graduate summa cum laude.

They graduated Summa Cum Lousy

37 posted on 05/22/2018 11:45:00 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: treetopsandroofs
That’s a short cake.

Or a thick cookie.

38 posted on 05/22/2018 11:45:37 AM PDT by Right Wing Assault (Kill: google,TWITTER,FACEBOOK,WaPo,Hollywd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antifa,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA)
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To: Howie66

Someone being ????


39 posted on 05/22/2018 11:48:01 AM PDT by CGASMIA68
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To: Skywise

Funny. My daughter graduated college Saturday with a degree in molecular psychobiology, Summa Cum Laude.

To be fair, she actually graduated in December, and entire semester early, but didn’t walk until last weekend.

She’s a product of public school.

Where can I buy a paintbrush as big as yours?


40 posted on 05/22/2018 11:50:05 AM PDT by ConservativeWarrior (Fall down 7 times, stand up 8. - Japanese proverb)
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