A Man Who Boozes
An Irish Poem of Unknown Origin
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It was a year ago, September
a day I well remember
I was walking up and down
in drunken pride
when my knees began to flutter
and I fell down in the gutter
and a pig came by and lay down by my side
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As I lay there in the gutter
thinking thoughts I could not utter
I thought I heard a passing lady say,
"You can tell a man who boozes
by the company he chooses..."
And with that, the pig got up and walked away
To: Red Badger
And what did they find? You guessed it: a pig following the sober man. Was the pig drunk?
2 posted on
05/21/2018 7:55:58 AM PDT by
rjsimmon
(The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
To: Red Badger
3 posted on
05/21/2018 7:57:31 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Ads for Chappaquiddick warn of scenes of tobacco use. What about the hazards of drunk driving?)
To: Red Badger
LOL
That was a security pig. He was making sure the man got home safe.
4 posted on
05/21/2018 8:00:26 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: Red Badger
"...you can a man who boozes, by the company he chooses, and the little pig got up and walked away..."
Hilarious little poem/song to share. On-On!
5 posted on
05/21/2018 8:01:02 AM PDT by
Blue Jays
( Rock hard ~ Ride free)
To: Red Badger
so.... now even pigs are being singled out...????
6 posted on
05/21/2018 8:01:33 AM PDT by
gunnyg
("A Constitution changed from Freedom, can never be restored; Liberty, once lost, is lost forever...)
To: Red Badger
When police arrested the pig, it exclaimed:
“Soooooooeeeyy!!! Another man done gone”
7 posted on
05/21/2018 8:01:39 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: Red Badger
8 posted on
05/21/2018 8:12:38 AM PDT by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(When words can mean anything, they can also mean nothing.)
To: Red Badger
“You’d have thought we would have learned our lesson after the kangaroo incident.”
A kangaroo and a pig walked into a bar......
11 posted on
05/21/2018 8:28:28 AM PDT by
Varda
To: Red Badger
I sent this to a couple of pig hunters and told them to go a friendly bar instead of the woods to get their pigs.
14 posted on
05/21/2018 8:39:38 AM PDT by
Grampa Dave
(Democrats aWare having trouble with their MAMA campaign, (Make America Mexico Again), versus MAGA!)
To: Red Badger
Was it the WPIG pig?
15 posted on
05/21/2018 8:41:29 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Red Badger
Maybe he was carrying truffles in his pockets.
16 posted on
05/21/2018 8:47:26 AM PDT by
Ciaphas Cain
("Progressivism" is as every kind of evil: it can never create, only corrupt and destroy.)
To: Red Badger
What do you call a pig with three eyes? ...
A piiig
20 posted on
05/21/2018 9:06:54 AM PDT by
Bob434
To: Red Badger
What was the kangaroo incident?
22 posted on
05/21/2018 9:14:34 AM PDT by
KittyKares
(Drain the Swamp)
To: Red Badger
Hahahah!🤣😜
24 posted on
05/21/2018 10:16:21 AM PDT by
miserare
( Hillary--you lost! Get over it!!)
To: Red Badger
Just another “Pig-in-a-pokey” tale…
25 posted on
05/21/2018 12:33:28 PM PDT by
mikrofon
(Maudlin Monday BUMP)
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