>>Maybe Bags could concoct a vote list and tally the totals each week...maybe add it to the Bagster Bugle.<<
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That’s a great idea, but I think we need several categories, such as:
1) Most likely to be actively on the payroll of a foreign power or cabal seeking to destroy the USA.
2) Most likely to be personally involved in child trafficking and possibly ritual sacrifices.
3) Most dangerous Useful Idiot
4) Most power-hungry psychopath
5) Most likely not actually whom they claim to be.
6) Most obsessed with personal wealth over all other considerations.
7) Most likely owned by blackmailers for engaging in sex with children (or worse) on videotape.
And so on. There will be a lot of competition for such categories.
That’s a great idea, but I think we need several categories, such as:
1) Most likely to be actively on the payroll of a foreign power or cabal seeking to destroy the USA.
2) Most likely to be personally involved in child trafficking and possibly ritual sacrifices.
3) Most dangerous Useful Idiot
4) Most power-hungry psychopath
5) Most likely not actually whom they claim to be.
6) Most obsessed with personal wealth over all other considerations.
7) Most likely owned by blackmailers for engaging in sex with children (or worse) on videotape.
And so on. There will be a lot of competition for such categories.
May revisit this after some pondering. Thanks Dis
We need the POTUS Traitors to America Awards
Would include the categories listed plus any others needed.
Name? Trump American Traitor Awards or TATA for short?
Award recipients will receive a set of Q shaped “Trumpease” handcuffs. These are designer handcuffs (coupled with a shock collar and location boot). The “Trumpease” Awards would of course be awarded and applied live on stage by the US Marshall’s service unless the recipient is a Texan in which case by POTUS exception and to please the people the Texas Rangers would apply the prize and deliver the recipient to the US Marshall’s. Bound to be a crowd pleaser!
Of course the “Trumpease” awards must be of designer quality and should be trimmed in colors to accentuate the Dead Black Eyes of the recipients.
We are now taking designs for consideration, feel free to “Q” up any additional user options to aid in the discomfort of the wearer.
I love this idea.
I think we could add new categories as needed. And if fellow FReeQs don’t mind, I think we could add a little levity and have some fun with it as well. I think we could all use a little comic relief.
I have a few suggestions for additional categories.
8. Lowest actual power to perceived power ratio. (I.e. total puppet who looks powerful but isn’t.)
9. Most likely to have kuru.
10. Instigator of the most murders.
11. Most likely to have committed an actual murder with his/her own hands.
12. Most likely to be arrested first.
13. Most likely to be the first sent to Gitmo.
14. Most likely to go on the next book tour.
15. Most likely to be married to someone of the opposite sex but not a heterosexual.
16. Most likely to be married to someone of the same sex who is secretly transgendered.
17. Most likely to not be the actual biological parent of a child that is claimed to be a biological child.
... tried to think of some amusing ones, but coming up blank so far. The truth is far too weird right now.