Love it!
How funny
So she takes it to the white house and places in a corner and pulls the cover off the cage and the bird immediately squawks "new whore house, new madam". Hillary laughs and thinks Bill will love it.
A little later Chelsea and a friend enter the room to which the bird squawks "new whore house new whores". Chelsea and her friend a dumb struck but when Hillary explains the bird's origins and that it is for Bill they all laugh.
And then a short time later Bill enters the room to which the bird squawks
HI BILL!!!
It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.
The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it".
The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed onto the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat. The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless.
No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.
But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN all knew how to cover the story. Their banner headlines read "TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!"
He does not have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican.
So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican".
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him then says "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the union boss. The union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican.
He continues to smile, and again yells "Thank you!" The union boss once again, loudly orders drinks for, everyone except the Republican.
As before, this doesn't seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells "Thank you!"
The union boss asks the bartender "What the hell is the matter, with that Republican? I have ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly prick does, is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?"
Nope" replies the bartender. "He owns the place".
Bwa Hahaha!!!
I beg President Trump to make those multimillionaires to have to pay for their own security once they reach a certain financial level.
One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm.
The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replied, "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got one for Chelsea."
The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice trade, sir."
On a sunny day at the end of January 2017, an old man approaches the White House from Across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been sitting on a park bench.
He walked up to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton.”
The Marine replied, “Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn’t reside here.”
The old man said, “Okay,” and quietly walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton.”
The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn’t reside here.”
The man thanked him and again quietly walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying “I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton.”
The Marine, understandably a bit agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I’ve told you already several times that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn’t reside here. What don’t you understand about these facts?”
The old man answered, “Oh, I understand you fine, Sir. I just love hearing your answer!”
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow, Sir.”