[eldoradude]

A union boss walks into a bar next door to the factory and is about to order a drink, when he sees a guy close by wearing a TRUMP for President button, and two beers in front of him.

He does not have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is a Republican.

So, he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for the Republican".

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Republican gives him a big smile, waves at him then says "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice. This infuriates the union boss. The union boss once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Republican. As before, this does not seem to bother the Republican.

He continues to smile, and again yells "Thank you!" The union boss once again, loudly orders drinks for, everyone except the Republican.

As before, this doesn't seem to bother the Republican. He continues to smile, and again yells "Thank you!"

The union boss asks the bartender "What the hell is the matter, with that Republican? I have ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the silly prick does, is smile and thanks me. Is he nuts?"

Nope" replies the bartender. "He owns the place".

[Hardastarboard]

The Devil approaches Hillary and says he can make her President, but in exchange she has to sell him her soul, Bill dies, Chelsea and her family die, and everyone Hillary cares for dies.

Hillary stops and thinks for a second and says "OK, but what's the catch?"

Pada pum pum tssh.