Prep for two visitors. The wife will be needed for the aykon and begs. I do fairly well in my own right, but NO ONE beats Mrs. Guy in the kitchen. Martha Stewart would genuflect in her presence. The well-seasoned Lodge skillet will be a necessity, too.
I do not have a southern accent for you to besmirch. I’m a temp resident here for three years now. I DO have a rural central Ohio accent you can take a shot at. When I “may-zhur” a 2x4, it’s dimensions are being checked.