Thanks. I really, REALLY didn’t need to read that!!!
Yet ANOTHER reason this Yankee will NEVER live below the Mason-Dixon Line!
Good Lord! I’ll take tornadoes, blizzards, Black Bear, floods, drought, bee & wasp stings, mosquito bites, ticks, and random RABID Democrats...but at least the insects up here don’t crawl into your orifices while you sleep!
*SHUDDER*
That is what they WANT you to think...............
Our family doc told me a story about when his brother was a toddler. They were at their lake cabin and his brother kept getting out of bed, crying. Finally their dad gave him a swat on the rear and a bat flew out of his diaper.
Our creepy crawlies are just bigger.
Hate to be the bearer of bad news...my sister up in Northern Iowa woke up one morning with a similar problem. A bug (I think it was a boxelder bug) had crawled into her ear...yuck!