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Members of the public invited to royal wedding bemused by advice to "bring your own picnic"
Yahoo Lifestyle ^
| May 4 2018
| Ciara Sheppard
Posted on 05/04/2018 1:09:44 PM PDT by ethom
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posted on
05/04/2018 1:09:44 PM PDT
by
ethom
To: ethom
“The guests, who will presumably be waiting inside the grounds of Windsor Castle for hours during the day, have been sent letters by the Lord Lieutenants (the Queens representatives) to bring their own food as there will not be any catering.”
That’s Royal-ese for “We’re not feeding you sodding peasants.”
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posted on
05/04/2018 1:12:23 PM PDT
by
Ancesthntr
("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)
To: ethom
Is there a wedding coming up in England?
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posted on
05/04/2018 1:12:53 PM PDT
by
cyclotic
( WeÂ’re the first ones taxed, the last ones considered and the first ones punished)
To: ethom
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posted on
05/04/2018 1:15:54 PM PDT
by
Citizen Soldier
("And I was born to pull turnips!" Demelza Poldark)
To: ethom
I wonder if the invites included a little insert of where the bride is registered so they can bring gifts. /s
But seriously, did these people expect to be fed?
To: ethom
"Let them eat CAKE!"
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posted on
05/04/2018 1:16:04 PM PDT
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: Ancesthntr
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posted on
05/04/2018 1:16:09 PM PDT
by
ethom
To: ethom
I sense a business opportunity!
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posted on
05/04/2018 1:16:45 PM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: ethom
That’s only the start of the lovely class act you can expect from marrying an American female.
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posted on
05/04/2018 1:17:09 PM PDT
by
thoughtomator
(Number of arrested coup conspirators to date: 0)
To: ethom
How gauche!....................
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posted on
05/04/2018 1:17:50 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
To: ethom
There’s an extra ticket, since Alfie won’t be coming. So DONE with the royals.
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posted on
05/04/2018 1:18:17 PM PDT
by
Mamzelle
To: ethom
Thirty million in security for a two million dollar event?
Reminds me of a Redd Foxx album long ago where he felt sorry for parents having their daughter’s five thousand dollar’s worth of orthodontics bent and busted on a two-cent piece of peanut brittle.
Other items included seeing your daughter, a brilliant girl who could win any beauty contest, walk down the aisle with a junkie.
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posted on
05/04/2018 1:20:44 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
(See more at Sparklite Times)
To: All
To: Mamzelle
rumour is he’s got bladder cancer..
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posted on
05/04/2018 1:27:13 PM PDT
by
ethom
To: ethom
Are the guests allowed to have Italian food delivered, or are they sticking to the Alfie Evans protocol?
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posted on
05/04/2018 1:29:16 PM PDT
by
BykrBayb
(Lung cancer free since 11/9/07. Colon cancer free since 7/7/15. Obama free since 1/20/17. PTL ~ Þ)
To: ethom
But now, some invitees have been left bemused to discover their wont be any catering for the masses after being advised to bring a picnic. Not even cake?
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posted on
05/04/2018 1:29:27 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
(In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
To: ethom
Also, foxes will be released among the people for a hunt.
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posted on
05/04/2018 1:32:00 PM PDT
by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: Ancesthntr
So.....the “royal” welfare recipients will not share their ill-gotten food and drink with the masses? How pathetic!
To: ethom
She's only worth $22 trillion dollars. What do you expect? If you could sell your ticket you could eat every day at Ruth's Chris for a year.
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posted on
05/04/2018 1:33:14 PM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
To: ethom
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posted on
05/04/2018 1:36:12 PM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
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