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1 posted on 05/01/2018 12:23:41 PM PDT by Red Badger
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He did it because there were so many orders piling up and he was too busy to go to the restroom

Ahh, the old "Amazon Excuse."

34 posted on 05/01/2018 12:48:57 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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What woman would turn down a dreamboat like him?


37 posted on 05/01/2018 12:51:57 PM PDT by subterfuge (RIP T.P.)
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Conrrado Cruz Perez
Yes, a classic Minnesota name ... diversity is our strength!!!
39 posted on 05/01/2018 12:52:01 PM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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Bump for later.


43 posted on 05/01/2018 12:55:58 PM PDT by Springman (Rest In Peace YaYa123, Bahbah, and Just Lori.)
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With apologies to Frank Zappa...

Watch out where the Mexican Baker’s go
Don’t you drink that yellow (water)


44 posted on 05/01/2018 12:56:52 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative ( THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
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Reminds me of the punch line of an old joke (the body of which is no longer politically correct):

"Okee-dokee, no more jokee. No more pee-pee in your tea!"

46 posted on 05/01/2018 12:58:15 PM PDT by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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"Conrrado Perez, you have been accused of willfully and maliciously micturating in your coworker's water bottle.     How do you plea?"

"Your honor, I plead insanity!     I'm just crazy about that stunt!"

47 posted on 05/01/2018 12:58:44 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
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And the dog ate my homework . . .


50 posted on 05/01/2018 1:01:05 PM PDT by jonrick46 (Trump continues to have all the right enemies.)
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"This taste like urine!"
"Wait! Let me check it again."
"Yeah, urine! Gross. Wait, let me check again."
55 posted on 05/01/2018 1:09:04 PM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
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A bar suspected a bartender of stealing, so they set up a camera. Every time a woman ordered a drink he turned around and urinated in the drink. Frankly, I would have burned the recording, but it ended up on TV.


59 posted on 05/01/2018 1:13:52 PM PDT by Gen.Blather
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"....she said that she detected the urine taste roughly 15 times.

Good thing the police stepped in or she would still be drinking this guys urine.

60 posted on 05/01/2018 1:15:04 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Build The Wall !! Jail The Cankle !!)
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Perez, who appeared in court last week, has not yet entered a plea.

Why, there appears to be an extra 'l' in plea.

62 posted on 05/01/2018 1:16:12 PM PDT by C210N (Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
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Someone needs to “Marina Bobbett” this guy.


67 posted on 05/01/2018 1:22:52 PM PDT by FrankR (If it wasn't for stupid ideas, the left would have no ideas at all.)
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detected the urine taste

As a person who has never tasted urine before, I would just figure I had bad water........

The same thing when people say "it tastes like s##t." Does that come from experience?

71 posted on 05/01/2018 1:25:37 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Mother nature is a serial killer......)
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What do you want to bet that Perez is an illegal?

Why would the woman continue to bring water that way, AND drink it, if she thought it was contaminated?

She should sue the employer for allowing this to happen, maybe.


73 posted on 05/01/2018 1:34:02 PM PDT by NEMDF
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Anyone see “Hollywood Knights”?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWYleO3he4s


75 posted on 05/01/2018 1:56:05 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is what I read in the papers.)
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Conrrado Cruz Perez

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“Minnesota” man.........


77 posted on 05/01/2018 2:02:25 PM PDT by Lurkinanloomin (Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here of Citizen Parents__Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam, Know Peace)
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she detected the urine taste roughly 15 times.

After the first time, she drank it 14 more times?? duh

78 posted on 05/01/2018 2:53:26 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama
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She detected the foul taste 15 times?

Slow learner. Wow.


79 posted on 05/01/2018 4:02:59 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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Apparently someone has completely lost there sense of taste and smell.


81 posted on 05/01/2018 4:12:29 PM PDT by DAC21
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