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To: Red Badger
He did it because there were so many orders piling up and he was too busy to go to the restroomAhh, the old "Amazon Excuse."
To: Red Badger
What woman would turn down a dreamboat like him?
37 posted on
05/01/2018 12:51:57 PM PDT by
subterfuge
(RIP T.P.)
To: Red Badger
Conrrado Cruz Perez
Yes, a classic Minnesota name ... diversity is our strength!!!
39 posted on
05/01/2018 12:52:01 PM PDT by
oh8eleven
(RVN '67-'68)
To: Red Badger
43 posted on
05/01/2018 12:55:58 PM PDT by
Springman
(Rest In Peace YaYa123, Bahbah, and Just Lori.)
To: Red Badger
With apologies to Frank Zappa...
Watch out where the Mexican Baker’s go
Don’t you drink that yellow (water)
44 posted on
05/01/2018 12:56:52 PM PDT by
Kickass Conservative
( THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
To: Red Badger
Reminds me of the punch line of an old joke (the body of which is no longer politically correct):
"Okee-dokee, no more jokee. No more pee-pee in your tea!"
46 posted on
05/01/2018 12:58:15 PM PDT by
fidelis
(Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
To: Red Badger
"Conrrado Perez, you have been accused of willfully and maliciously micturating in your coworker's water bottle. How do you plea?"
"Your honor, I plead insanity! I'm just crazy about that stunt!"
47 posted on
05/01/2018 12:58:44 PM PDT by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
To: Red Badger
And the dog ate my homework . . .
50 posted on
05/01/2018 1:01:05 PM PDT by
jonrick46
(Trump continues to have all the right enemies.)
To: Red Badger
"This taste like urine!"
"Wait! Let me check it again."
"Yeah, urine! Gross. Wait, let me check again."
55 posted on
05/01/2018 1:09:04 PM PDT by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: Red Badger
A bar suspected a bartender of stealing, so they set up a camera. Every time a woman ordered a drink he turned around and urinated in the drink. Frankly, I would have burned the recording, but it ended up on TV.
To: Red Badger
"....she said that she detected the urine taste roughly 15 times.Good thing the police stepped in or she would still be drinking this guys urine.
60 posted on
05/01/2018 1:15:04 PM PDT by
Delta 21
(Build The Wall !! Jail The Cankle !!)
To: Red Badger
Perez, who appeared in court last week, has not yet entered a plea. Why, there appears to be an extra 'l' in plea.
62 posted on
05/01/2018 1:16:12 PM PDT by
C210N
(Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
To: Red Badger
Someone needs to “Marina Bobbett” this guy.
67 posted on
05/01/2018 1:22:52 PM PDT by
FrankR
(If it wasn't for stupid ideas, the left would have no ideas at all.)
To: Red Badger
detected the urine taste
As a person who has never tasted urine before, I would just figure I had bad water........
The same thing when people say "it tastes like s##t." Does that come from experience?
71 posted on
05/01/2018 1:25:37 PM PDT by
Hot Tabasco
(Mother nature is a serial killer......)
To: Red Badger
What do you want to bet that Perez is an illegal?
Why would the woman continue to bring water that way, AND drink it, if she thought it was contaminated?
She should sue the employer for allowing this to happen, maybe.
73 posted on
05/01/2018 1:34:02 PM PDT by
NEMDF
To: Red Badger
75 posted on
05/01/2018 1:56:05 PM PDT by
ImJustAnotherOkie
(All I know is what I read in the papers.)
To: Red Badger
Conrrado Cruz Perez
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Minnesota” man.........
77 posted on
05/01/2018 2:02:25 PM PDT by
Lurkinanloomin
(Natural Born Citizen Means Born Here of Citizen Parents__Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam, Know Peace)
To: Red Badger
she detected the urine taste roughly 15 times. After the first time, she drank it 14 more times?? duh
To: Red Badger
She detected the foul taste 15 times?
Slow learner. Wow.
79 posted on
05/01/2018 4:02:59 PM PDT by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
To: Red Badger
Apparently someone has completely lost there sense of taste and smell.
81 posted on
05/01/2018 4:12:29 PM PDT by
DAC21
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