You need to automate your buzzphrases!
I was introduced to Gerry Cohens yellow paper buzzphrase generator (in the picture at the link) in a business communications class ~40 years ago. Still funny and worthwhile, and now it has been computerized! See here:
https://horton.com/additional-resources/buzzword-generator/
Heres a typical random buzzphrase: functional facilities support
Good stuff! Completely suitable for integrating into your next TPS Report.
Which has the robust, comforting, and completely appropriate abbreviation "FFS".