Microsoft Support Hotline:
MS: Hello! How can I assist you today (indian accent).
YOU: I am having a problem with Windows XP today.
MS: Thank you. We no longer support Windows XP.
YOU: Yes, but I bought it from you. Is there anything you can do to help.
MS: Thank you. I can list your problem relating to a newer version.
YOU: [relieved] Thanks!
MS: I see you are from Georgia... hmmm. Are you a [long pause] Braves fan??
YOU: No.
MS: Thank you. Please allow me to help with your problem.
YOU: OK, my screen is messed up.
MS: Pages rattling in the background. I see. Do you have your data backed up?
YOU: Yes, why??
MS: We must reinstall Windows.
YOU: Why do we have to reinstall windows??
MS: Well, you haven’t reinstalled in a long time, have you?
YOU: Of course not! Can’t you just fix it? I don’t to take a day off work to reinstall drivers!
MS: Doubtful. It is best to do a complete reinstall...
[Screaming will come later.]
Hey, I have recruiters calling me each and every day, sometimes I’ve actually had the same one calling me multiple times a day...
And they ALL, EACH AND EVERY ONE, have an Indian accent!
So I either don’t answer the phone or tell em I’m working...
(I am a mainframe Systems Programmer)