Straws allow for range, force, and accuracy. Assault straws ensure that a well lubricated spitball attaches itself to the target.
Rookie.
Now hush before No Doll her has to tell us bofus to focus. :)
I KNOW I’M A ROOKIE!!!! THAT WAS MY POINT!!!!! NOOOOOO!! YOU HUSH!
*texokie turns around and sits up straight and smiles innocently at the teacher as the teacher (and No_Doll_i ) look with narrowed vision at texokie, who has on most cherubic smile ...*
“TEXOKIE!!”
*...to no avail. Texokie has done ripped her knickers and will be banging erasers out on the eraser banging wall until graduation forty eleven years from now*