Best description of Starbucks coffee is it tastes like someone put a cigarette out in it.
Only cup I ever bought ended up tossed in the parking lot after the first sip.
The next week, a paving crew was fixing the pothole where it ate away the asphalt.
As kids down on the farm, we’d go “coasting” at night with our sleds when it snowed. We’d make a bonfire and throw on an old tire or two to keep it burning. Starbucks coffee tastes just like those old burning tires smelled. Bleeaaach!