Note that Comey spent a few years early on in the DOJ, then made his fortune by moving on to defense contractor Lockheed, hedge fund Bridgewater and crooked bank HSBC before going to the FBI. Almost unbelievable he could have been approved to head the FBI.
He’s one of those ‘people with business experience’ that is supposed to be the antidote to professional bureaucrats. Think again!
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A secret conversation was taped just after the 2009 presidential election, and I was able to obtain the audio: H: Well, I thank you Boobamba for your wise decision to make me your Secretary of O: You know I'm only doing this so you and Bill can teach me the tricks of the charitable H: Well as Secretary, the opportunities are just tantalizing. It's everything from bribing Russia for allowing them to own 20% of America's uranium to intimidating all those petty dictators in North Africa so they will pay up for "protection". O: I'm with you 100%, indeed I've already lined up some lucrative deals in Morocco and Kenya. H: Good for you, Barky. But one thing we need to do is cover out asses. We wouldn't want the public to know what we're doing. Of course, the Dems and GOPe in Congress wouldn't care, but it's your average Joe six-pack we don't want to alarm. O: Whatever it takes, I'm game. And believe me, I'm good at the con game stuff, kissing the ring of dictators and emperors. Don't you worry. Hey, if anything goes wrong, we can also abscond State Department funds to pay people off at the airport or something. H: Fine, but we need a person who will hide our tracks and get us out of trouble -- it's a kind of insurance policy, if you will. O: Do you have someone in mind? H: Well, the job requires someone who looks like and acts like a chief executive type, but who is utterly corrupt as well. O: Gee, I know lots of folks like that. H: Yes, but we need someone who's already an insider at the Clinton Foundation, someone we can absolutely trust -- someone who's been a snake for decades. And we need that person to head up the FBI. O: I'm all ears. Do I know this guy? Has he worked at the FBI before? H: Actually no, but he did work at the Justice Department. His name is James Comey. And what I like about the guy is when he worked for HSBC bank, he cleared the way for our charitable heists very nicely and we paid him off on the side. I also have a full dossier on the guy, know where he and his family live, so in case we need to use Arkanacide, that option is available too. O: OK, let's get this guy confirmed! |