I DO recall the time of when I was just learning to read, and we would have “circle time” reading a character's part in a book.
Well - I got “Nancy” or something. And I did NOT want to play a girl's roll. The teacher insisted though as there just weren't enough girl's in the class.
Well, when reading circle time came I went to go get the book out of my bag. I also took out the bra that I had swiped from my mom's dresser. Put it on over my shirt and walked back to the reading circle! (Told the teacher that if I was going to play a girl, I might as well act the part!)
Of course after that I was marched right down to the Principal's office. That wasn't the first time, or the last, but my mom said it was her most embarrassing time when she had to go in for a chat with me and the Principal.
What a rebel!
You were obviously destined to be a Deplorable ;-)