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Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying Lizard Eye
The Babylon Bee (SATIRE) ^
 | April 10, 2018
Posted on 04/11/2018 7:34:22 AM PDT by savedbygrace
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    It could happen. LOL.
To: savedbygrace
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posted on 
04/11/2018 7:36:38 AM PDT
by 
chiller
(If liberals didn't have double standards, they'd have none at all.)
 
To: savedbygrace
    Why do shape-shifting aliens even need contact lenses?
 
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posted on 
04/11/2018 7:37:39 AM PDT
by 
PGR88
 
To: savedbygrace
    I quit wearing contacts when I learned that stress cause eye dryness.
It looks bad when your stress shows.
 
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posted on 
04/11/2018 7:40:01 AM PDT
by 
G Larry
(There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
 
To: savedbygrace
    That picture made me laugh out loud!
 
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posted on 
04/11/2018 7:40:12 AM PDT
by 
MNDude
 
To: savedbygrace
    Jeeze fooled me. I always thought he had taped glasses?
 
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posted on 
04/11/2018 7:41:01 AM PDT
by 
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
 
To: savedbygrace
    Does he wear a hairpiece? That’s what I was asking myself yesterday.
 
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posted on 
04/11/2018 7:43:03 AM PDT
by 
McGruff
(We are watching a coup attempt. In our own country.)
 
To: Vaquero
    LOL.
Actually, that’s a pretty clever Photoshop. Note the large eyes and the reflections.
 
To: savedbygrace
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posted on 
04/11/2018 7:44:16 AM PDT
by 
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
 
To: McGruff
    That thought could turn into a funny contest.
 
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posted on 
04/11/2018 7:49:30 AM PDT
by 
KavMan
 
To: savedbygrace
    nastly little creep. I’ll bet he hangs out with “Slimetrails” Biden.
 
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posted on 
04/11/2018 7:53:09 AM PDT
by 
redhead
(PRAYfor little ones in pedo pipeline: human livestock, raped, tortured, and often sacrificed.)
 
To: savedbygrace
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posted on 
04/11/2018 8:00:57 AM PDT
by 
V_TWIN
(oks like)
 
To: V_TWIN
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posted on 
04/11/2018 8:03:48 AM PDT
by 
V_TWIN
(oks like)
 
To: All
    Billions of dollars and he can’t get a good haircut?! Looks like he stood in front of the mirror and cut it himself.
 
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posted on 
04/11/2018 8:08:49 AM PDT
by 
pke
 
To: pke
    lol...
 With his money and he is still wearing contacts..when LASIK surgery is so available..?
 Wonder if they put his four inch cushion in his chair this morning? his booster seat?? hummm
To: savedbygrace
    I thought he was a Borg?
As in Zuckerborg.
 
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posted on 
04/11/2018 8:25:08 AM PDT
by 
Leep
(Make The Swamp Small Again!)
 
To: savedbygrace
    next we’ll get a glimpse of his tattoo’ed on perma-T-shirt that covers his alien scales.
 
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posted on 
04/11/2018 8:26:58 AM PDT
by 
bigbob
 
To: savedbygrace
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posted on 
04/11/2018 8:38:54 AM PDT
by 
Slyfox
(Not my circus, not my monkeys)
 
To: PGR88
    Just to keep you guessing.
 
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posted on 
04/11/2018 8:39:27 AM PDT
by 
Mrs. Don-o
(They said what's up is down, they said what isn't is, they put ideas in his head he thought were his)
 
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