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Zuckerberg Loses Contact Lens During Senate Hearing Revealing Horrifying Lizard Eye
The Babylon Bee (SATIRE) ^
| April 10, 2018
Posted on 04/11/2018 7:34:22 AM PDT by savedbygrace
WASHINGTON, D.C.—During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had placed over his left eye accidentally fell out, revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye lying underneath.
“Senator, I don’t have that information with me right now,” the tech billionaire said for the seven hundredth time just before the incident. As he moved to take a drink of water to appear like a real human who thirsts, the faux human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the awful, piercing alien eyeball underneath quickly focused on the Senator questioning him.
As the room full of lawmakers and press collectively gasped, the Senator pointed at Zuckerberg and exclaimed, “Your eye fell out! You’re a … monster!” prompting Zuckerberg to reply monotonously, “Senator, thank you, I will have my team get back to you on that.”
TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; comedy; humor; joke; laugh; laughing; notreal; satire
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It could happen. LOL.
To: savedbygrace
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posted on
04/11/2018 7:36:38 AM PDT
by
chiller
(If liberals didn't have double standards, they'd have none at all.)
To: savedbygrace
Why do shape-shifting aliens even need contact lenses?
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posted on
04/11/2018 7:37:39 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: savedbygrace
I quit wearing contacts when I learned that stress cause eye dryness.
It looks bad when your stress shows.
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posted on
04/11/2018 7:40:01 AM PDT
by
G Larry
(There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
To: savedbygrace
That picture made me laugh out loud!
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posted on
04/11/2018 7:40:12 AM PDT
by
MNDude
To: savedbygrace
Jeeze fooled me. I always thought he had taped glasses?
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posted on
04/11/2018 7:41:01 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
To: savedbygrace
Does he wear a hairpiece? That’s what I was asking myself yesterday.
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posted on
04/11/2018 7:43:03 AM PDT
by
McGruff
(We are watching a coup attempt. In our own country.)
To: Vaquero
LOL.
Actually, that’s a pretty clever Photoshop. Note the large eyes and the reflections.
To: savedbygrace
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posted on
04/11/2018 7:44:16 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
To: McGruff
That thought could turn into a funny contest.
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posted on
04/11/2018 7:49:30 AM PDT
by
KavMan
To: savedbygrace
nastly little creep. I’ll bet he hangs out with “Slimetrails” Biden.
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posted on
04/11/2018 7:53:09 AM PDT
by
redhead
(PRAYfor little ones in pedo pipeline: human livestock, raped, tortured, and often sacrificed.)
To: savedbygrace
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posted on
04/11/2018 8:00:57 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(oks like)
To: V_TWIN
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posted on
04/11/2018 8:03:48 AM PDT
by
V_TWIN
(oks like)
To: All
Billions of dollars and he can’t get a good haircut?! Looks like he stood in front of the mirror and cut it himself.
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posted on
04/11/2018 8:08:49 AM PDT
by
pke
To: pke
lol...
With his money and he is still wearing contacts..when LASIK surgery is so available..?
Wonder if they put his four inch cushion in his chair this morning? his booster seat?? hummm
To: savedbygrace
I thought he was a Borg?
As in Zuckerborg.
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posted on
04/11/2018 8:25:08 AM PDT
by
Leep
(Make The Swamp Small Again!)
To: savedbygrace
next we’ll get a glimpse of his tattoo’ed on perma-T-shirt that covers his alien scales.
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posted on
04/11/2018 8:26:58 AM PDT
by
bigbob
To: savedbygrace
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posted on
04/11/2018 8:38:54 AM PDT
by
Slyfox
(Not my circus, not my monkeys)
To: PGR88
Just to keep you guessing.
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posted on
04/11/2018 8:39:27 AM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
(They said what's up is down, they said what isn't is, they put ideas in his head he thought were his)
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