Yeah, the wind blew those bags o' coke into the car window and right into her purse...
1 posted on
04/08/2018 1:45:46 PM PDT by
simpson96
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To: simpson96
And it was her cousin’s purse anyway.
2 posted on
04/08/2018 1:46:29 PM PDT by
Rastus
To: simpson96
To: simpson96
4 posted on
04/08/2018 1:46:56 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: simpson96
A “tell that to the judge” moment for sure.
5 posted on
04/08/2018 1:47:30 PM PDT by
Bullish
(government=overfunded stupidity.)
To: simpson96
She is a Florida Woman, after all.
6 posted on
04/08/2018 1:48:20 PM PDT by
Tea Party Terrorist
(A bad peace is better than a good war.)
To: simpson96
“It’s a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse.”
7 posted on
04/08/2018 1:48:42 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: simpson96
Her blow blew?
GLOBLOW WARMING!!!
Can’t make this chat up.
8 posted on
04/08/2018 1:48:50 PM PDT by
Jane Long
(Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
To: simpson96
Typical feral nitwit dindonutin. What a waste of air and space.
9 posted on
04/08/2018 1:52:59 PM PDT by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: simpson96
All druggies lie. Some are just better at it than others.
To: simpson96
Her dealer is going to be real angry about this incident.
5.56mm
11 posted on
04/08/2018 1:53:58 PM PDT by
M Kehoe
To: simpson96
The dindu is strong with this one
To: simpson96
“Your Honor, my client found the cocaine on the street and was on her way to the police station to turn it in when she was stopped.”
14 posted on
04/08/2018 2:00:50 PM PDT by
Ken H
(Best election ever!)
To: simpson96
“Yeah, the wind blew those bags o’ coke into the car window and right into her purse...”
OK, that sounds a bit far-fetched. Occam’s Razor says its more likely that loose cocaine blown by the wind through the car window settled into an empty ziploc bag in her purse.
15 posted on
04/08/2018 2:01:17 PM PDT by
LeoTDB69
To: simpson96
Yeah, I’m reminded of the scene from Fear and Loathing
in Las Vegas where the Samoan attorney opens the cocaine
in the convertible!
17 posted on
04/08/2018 2:04:35 PM PDT by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: simpson96
What? This never happened to you?
18 posted on
04/08/2018 2:10:42 PM PDT by
silverleaf
(A man who kneels for the national anthem doesn't stand for much of anything)
To: simpson96
She must have felt just like this boy in
Animal House (until the cops showed up, that is).
19 posted on
04/08/2018 2:33:21 PM PDT by
katana
To: simpson96
On a side note, in my adventures of living in a big city, I would constantly see hair weaves rolling around like tumbleweeds on windy days.
21 posted on
04/08/2018 2:41:06 PM PDT by
shanover
(...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
To: simpson96
Personally believe those drugs should be legalized but, she should be jailed for:
1. That stoopet name.
2. Her idiotic response
3. That vacant look
4. Vacuous intellect
22 posted on
04/08/2018 2:41:58 PM PDT by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: simpson96
It could happen, I watch Live PD a lot. It’s amazing how often people just leave 4-grand worth of coke just laying around in somebody else’s car. It’s also weird how often people wear pants that are not theirs.
To: simpson96
Brings a whole new twist on cocaine’s slang name of ‘blow’.
24 posted on
04/08/2018 2:56:41 PM PDT by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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