The sentence must, in someway, relate to the news of the day.
Class is in Session’s Office!....................Don’t make any noise or you might wake him...............
I wish you’d choose “niggardly” at least once, to get the leftists riled up.
Years ago Woody Allen actually wrote some funny material. My favorite was the chess-by-mail fiasco known as The Gossage-Vardebedian Papers. Here’s a short excerpt:
Gossage:
‘The announcement of checkmate which you made in this morning’s mail is, I fear, in all fairness, a false alarm, and if you will reëxamine the positions in light of today’s discovery, you will find that it is your king that lies close to mate, exposed and undefended, an immobile target for my predatory bishops. Ironic, the vicissitudes of miniature war! Fate, in the guise of the dead-letter office, waxes omnipotent and voilà! the worm turns.’
http://rakaposhi.eas.asu.edu/f03-cse471-mailarchive/msg00081.html
Why??? Just say ‘change’...It’s easier to say, and spell...
Visigoths had really bad vicissitudes!
Vicissitude... hmm? It is like the line “Vic is sitting dude!!!!!” crunched together and spoken with slurred speech by someone with an Eastern European accent running for his life from a cafe table that has Victor and Putin sitting together sharing a morning coffee.
Drove to Key West once with St Ronnie.
We enjoyed our short visitudes in that Buffet’s area of longitudes and latitudes and relaxed attitudes.