Time for a Jewish joke:
Ira Levy is having dinner with his wife. After dinner he confesses to her that he has been having an affair and points out his mistress sitting at the bar . “A Shiksa! I should drop dead!” his wife exclaims. Ira tried to reassure her. “All the men have mistresses. David Shapiro’s mistress is sitting at the table next to us”. Ira’s wife responds “Our’s is much better looking”.
HA. That could work as a Trump and Bill Clinton joke.