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God Particle Found In New Jersey
World News ^ | Frank Lake

Posted on 04/01/2018 3:18:42 PM PDT by BenLurkin

[Physics] has a reputation for being extremely complicated, but sometimes the simplest questions that lead to truly profound and obvious insights. When Einstein asked himself, “What would happen if you could ride on a beam of light?” for example, the answer led him to the Special Theory of Relativity.  He concluded that the speed of light was constant.

Taylor Momsen was touring with her band The Pretty Reckless and they stopped on the side of the road so some of the band members could relieve themselves.  One of the band members, the drummer Jonathan Burger, was the nephew of  physicist Alfred Gordowksi  of the Brookhaven National Laboratory in Upton, New York.  Gordowski with the ATLAS experiment, one of two independent teams that had been looking for the Higgs boson at CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research near Geneva.

Taylor went into the building to get warm and saw something “strange” glowing in the corner.   The drummer called his uncle, who came right away with his team.  They studied the “glow” for the last six months and made the major announcement yesterday – “we have found the God particle!”

Gordowski was joined in Camden by other prominent physicists from around as they announced Tuesday  they found definitive proof of the particle that is believed to be a basic component of the universe.

“Of course the universe began in New Jersey,” said Governor Chris Christie. ...

Some physicists speculate that Albert Einstein moved to New Jersey (he was a professor at Princeton) because he had an idea that the God particle was in New Jersey.  “He just was in the wrong city," Christie said.

(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...


TOPICS: Science
KEYWORDS: aprilfirst2018; higgs; higgsboson; newjersey; stringtheory
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Here’s the building where the God particle was found:

Taylor Momsen shortly before she found the God particle:


1 posted on 04/01/2018 3:18:43 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

God Particle Tax introduce in NJ Congress.


2 posted on 04/01/2018 3:23:37 PM PDT by aMorePerfectUnion (Q is Barron Trump, time-traveling back from the future, to help his dad fight the deep state.)
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To: BenLurkin

What’s todays date?


3 posted on 04/01/2018 3:24:49 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: BenLurkin

Peter Higgs hates the term “God particle”. Probably because he’s an atheist, but I hate it for a different reason. It has nothing to do with God. It was coined as a joke for a book title.


4 posted on 04/01/2018 3:26:08 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: BenLurkin
They found the God Particle in a carnival treat but Chris Christie ate it.


5 posted on 04/01/2018 3:27:31 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen)
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To: COBOL2Java

Yikes. Compared to him I almost physically fit.


6 posted on 04/01/2018 3:28:30 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Is Higgs the one who owns a yacht with a famous boatswain? :=)


7 posted on 04/01/2018 3:30:54 PM PDT by Bob (Damn, the democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves.)
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To: BenLurkin

Darn. I was hoping for an “after” picture as well!

What I find so interesting is that this article came out on
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Easter Sunday! God is Alive! Even is NJ it seems.


8 posted on 04/01/2018 3:32:06 PM PDT by 21twelve
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To: BenLurkin

Who says there is nothing smaller if and when they find that Higgs boson? At one point in time the lowly mite was considered the smallest thing known—that was before the discovery of the microscope.


9 posted on 04/01/2018 3:33:40 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: 21twelve

After pic: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-T-y6QcV9bw4/T0Cayxmru5I/AAAAAAAAAUs/RmbLWK0PyAQ/s1600/hot-scientist.jpg


10 posted on 04/01/2018 3:34:40 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

Yes because musicians always travel in stage attire. They never wear regular clothes.

Happy Easter you fools


11 posted on 04/01/2018 3:36:49 PM PDT by waterhill (I Shall Remain, in spite of __________.)
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I don’t know about New Jersey, but in L A that IS street clothes.


12 posted on 04/01/2018 3:38:12 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: waterhill

I don’t know about New Jersey, but in L A that IS street clothes.


13 posted on 04/01/2018 3:38:14 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: BenLurkin

since renamed the “snookie”


14 posted on 04/01/2018 3:42:12 PM PDT by Eddie01 (I learned it on FreeRepublic.com, same as you.)
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To: Bob

Famous? He can’t be that famous if everyone just knows him as Higgs’ boatswain. I don’t think anyone’s even seen him for certain.


15 posted on 04/01/2018 3:45:24 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: COBOL2Java
The Higgs Boson Particle is a supermassive particle...

LEGIT!

16 posted on 04/01/2018 3:47:21 PM PDT by GraceG ("Trust, But Verify the Plan!")
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To: BenLurkin
Damn that skank.

She should have left that glow alone.

Hang on to your hats, boys and girls!

"Finding the 'God' particle could destroy the universe," warns Stephen Hawking

"If scientists put too much energy in the Higgs boson the universe could end."

God Particle Could Destroy Universe

17 posted on 04/01/2018 3:48:29 PM PDT by henbane
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To: BenLurkin

The actual voice of the original “Cindy Lou Who” from “Horton Hears a Who”.


18 posted on 04/01/2018 3:48:54 PM PDT by airborne (I don't always scream at the TV but when I do it's hockey season!)
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To: BenLurkin

My bad.

Can I have it back now?

5.56mm


19 posted on 04/01/2018 3:48:54 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: BenLurkin

With all due respect to the Garden State, I found the statement that the band stopped by the side of the road to relieve themselves more important.

The glowing light was probably created by something I left by the side of the road there many years ago.

New Jersey is frequently the site of godly deposits by travelers passing through.


20 posted on 04/01/2018 3:49:28 PM PDT by wildbill (Quis Custodiet ipsos custodes? Who watches the watchmen?)
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