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A guy live tweeted the investigation into who stole a co-workers lunch and it’s HILARIOUS
Twitchy ^ | 3/30/18 | Greg P.

Posted on 03/31/2018 7:22:10 AM PDT by savedbygrace

Often times you come across a tweet that directs you to read a “thread” on something or other, and it’s usually just meh. But not this time…

This time, it’s pretty epic:

(Excerpt) Read more at twitchy.com ...


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To: alternatives?

I wonder if she was a protected class.
But the real question should be, who buys fried rice then intends to chill it for 30 minutes? What?


41 posted on 03/31/2018 10:39:06 AM PDT by GnuThere
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To: Mr. K
What I find epic is that people are amazed by this idiotic thread.

Same here. When I worked in the oil patch crew members might fill your boots Kwick-Kreet when you were off, then wizz in them and let them set up overnight.

I won't even mention what might happen to food left in your lunchbox.

This is drama to "post-production" people? No wonder Hollywood is going down the drain.

42 posted on 03/31/2018 10:45:38 AM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: savedbygrace

did the theft investigation happen to involve strawberry ice cream, a mathematical proof, and a pair of large steel ball bearings?


43 posted on 03/31/2018 12:06:18 PM PDT by catnipman ( Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: Mr. K

Thank you, Mr. K.


44 posted on 03/31/2018 5:15:27 PM PDT by Nea Wood
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To: crusher2013

I guess I should have put “LOL” or something after my post. I’m amazed people are taking it seriously and actually getting upset over it.


45 posted on 03/31/2018 5:16:59 PM PDT by Nea Wood
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To: catnipman

I’ve heard that happens in Season 2.


46 posted on 03/31/2018 5:24:17 PM PDT by savedbygrace
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To: savedbygrace
It is indeed hilarious! Sample:


47 posted on 03/31/2018 6:51:12 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (We're even doing the right thing for them. They just don't know it yet. --Donald Trump, CPAC '18)
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To: savedbygrace

Someone needs to make some special brownies. The ones with X lax in them.


48 posted on 03/31/2018 6:53:58 PM PDT by oldasrocks (rump)
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To: Albion Wilde

LOL


49 posted on 03/31/2018 7:01:39 PM PDT by savedbygrace
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To: oldasrocks

LOL


50 posted on 03/31/2018 7:02:07 PM PDT by savedbygrace
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To: MayflowerMadam
I took a burrito from my freezer and let it sit on my counter in its package for a couple days

I preferred Ex-Lax brownies. Once they disappear, just watch the bathroom to see who spends the rest of the day in there.

51 posted on 03/31/2018 9:04:09 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
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To: Fightin Whitey

Years ago here on FR there was a thread about a guy, a hunter, who put a deer’s penis in a co-worker’s lunchbox. A big fight ensued.


52 posted on 04/01/2018 7:41:16 AM PDT by ladyjane
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To: ladyjane

I’ll try to be delicate.

I knew of a couple guys in the patch who got into it.

One had killed a deer (!), made it into sausage, according to his own fabulous recipe.

He goes on and on and on about how good it is.

Finally one day he brings some out to the location. Lunch breaks (in those days) were taken in a little U-Haul-like trailer, only with a little booth, a chair or two, a heater. No bathroom.

Early on the guy put his sausage, in tin foil, on the heater to warm. At lunch time he went off to wash his hands, pee, whatever.

Second guy rushes to doghouse, gobbles the sausage, and...you can guess what he left behind in the tin foil.

First guy goes to get his deer sausage...big fight ensued.


53 posted on 04/01/2018 9:53:01 AM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: Nea Wood

I pictured her gettign called into HR and being fired.

Is she one of the ‘protected groups’?

I cannot believe they asked HIM what HE wanted to do about it. I would have made her (at minimum) pay for the lunch, and if she complained- report it to the police and have her arrested for it.

But this giggling dweeb bought her another free lunch...


54 posted on 04/02/2018 9:02:52 AM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare itself.)
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To: Fightin Whitey

I know, right

I could see ‘him’ sitting there about to tinkle in his panties over this.

This was excitement??


55 posted on 04/02/2018 10:31:10 AM PDT by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare itself.)
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To: savedbygrace

A guy that worked for me years ago told me about what happened at his former Job.

Somebody stole his Lunch out of the Employee Break Room Refrigerator. After the third time, he had enough.

His Wife made him a nice Dog Food Sandwich. Sure enough, his Lunch was stolen. Last time it ever happened.


56 posted on 04/02/2018 10:36:14 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative ( An Armed Society is a Polite Society. An Unarmed Society is North Korea.)
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To: Kickass Conservative

LOL


57 posted on 04/02/2018 10:51:16 AM PDT by savedbygrace
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To: savedbygrace

It was his Wife’s idea.


58 posted on 04/02/2018 10:55:20 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative ( An Armed Society is a Polite Society. An Unarmed Society is North Korea.)
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