Personally, I don't think that you are crazy (unless I am crazy too!), because when I read that crumb, it made perfect sense to me.
I had this thought rolling around in my noggin for quite a few years: I wonder if these other large nationalistic style countries (i.e., China and Russia) are all that happy with the globalist agenda taking firm hold? Do they "play along" a bit for now, but hope to overcome it as some point down the road?
I guess you and me and baggie will just have to have our own crazy club. I dibs the finger food!