You ever made pumpernickel and pickle French toast? It is not for breakfast but with the right fixings for a super-bowl party you would drool. I can see you cant cook. I volunteer my services for your education. I can cook. I cook rather well.
Second lesson... Omelet with mushrooms and buttermilk as the liquid introduced before you froth it? Are you crazy? That is what a chef wants. Allow me shallots and garlic and some sort of hot sauce. Your cooking skills are deficient to say the least.
I made buttermilk and molasses bread the other day and I could *sure* see a mushroom/buttermilk bread!