Man finds out celebrating $96K settlement with hookers was a bad idea

NY Post ^ | 3/22/2018 | Shawn Cohen

[Signalman]

A Bronx man who decided to celebrate a $96,000 lawsuit settlement (result of a car accident) with three prostitutes at a hot-sheets motel lost it all when two gun-toting pals of the hookers burst in and stole the cash windfall, police sources said.

[atc23]

Not Stormy but witnesses claimed one looked just like Mika Brezhzinsky

[Snickering Hound]

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

"I was depending on that money to move my family."

Not to worry. They're not moving. But you on the other hand, can expect to see all your possessions by the curb, when you get home from the presser.

[bgill]

Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

[CommerceComet]

With a $96K settlement at least he could have splurged and gone “Courtyard by Marriot”.

From the photos in the article, the hotel wasn't the only thing he could have upgraded.

[I want the USA back]

What did he expect? a whore to be honest? Es una puta, idiota!

[fella]

If he still owes income tax on that payout he had better get ready for a raping.

[DannyTN]

So is he charged with soliciting prostitution?

[Rastus]

Was it a Choice Hotel?

“Give us the cash, vato, or you goin’ badda book badda BOOM!”

[LouieFisk]

Have nearly a hundred grand in cash on you and think hooking up with the criminal element sounds like a good idea. Oy.

[logi_cal869]

Lessee...

1. Prostitution: Illegal.
2. Gun possession: Illegal.
3. Assault with a deadly weapon: Illegal.
4. Armed robbery: Illegal.
5. Possession of $96k in cash in the presence of lawbreakers: Stupid.

Clearly NY needs more laws to fight crime.

/s

[JoSixChip]

Most hookers have the decency to leave you with cab fare after they rob you.

And you know that..how?

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

.... two gun-toting pals ....

NRA's fault! NRA has blood on their hands now.

[DannyTN]

Looks like they got security footage of the two prostitutes.

[LeoTDB69]

“Doesn’t he have to pay taxes on that money now??..................”

But can’t he deduct the business losses he incurred from a bad investment? BWAHAHA!

[Still Thinking]

Yes, bring all your worldly goods when you go play with the hookers. What could go wrong?

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

Called HookersR'Us. Thought he was gonna get Julia Roberts ......

[TalBlack]

Charecters in movies do this sort of thing all the time and as I watch I wonder “who the hell would do something like that”?

[GreenHornet]

I was depending on that money to move my family.

It's a sad state of affairs when a good, decent family man can't check into a seedy motel with a couple of hookers and $96,000 in a suit case, only to be robbed at gunpoint.

[TheNext]

Do not be so negative. Look at the positive side.

He made five people very happy. :-)