My opinion: The author needs to be put in a straight jacket and housed in a padded cell.
Entirely and only my opinion.
I think he should be drawn and quartered and then fed to the hounds so the get a taste for idiocracy and will hunt it down. Ow My Balls.
How about “leftist journalists get ten years in jail for a speeding ticket”.
That sounds like “equal justice before the law” to me. ;-)