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1 posted on 03/17/2018 11:39:05 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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To: LibWhacker

Cocaine’s a helluva drug.


2 posted on 03/17/2018 11:49:00 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj ("It's Slappin' Time !")
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To: LibWhacker

She should have said “Well then what do you have for prison rations?”


3 posted on 03/17/2018 11:52:08 PM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: LibWhacker

That is the funniest story I have heard all night.

Priest Rabi and Homo, nope.
How do you know if your roommate is gay. nope.

Winner.


4 posted on 03/17/2018 11:52:53 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools. Go Trump!)
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To: LibWhacker

It’s the just-the-facts-ma’am tone that makes this piece. Total deadpan.


5 posted on 03/17/2018 11:56:10 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: LibWhacker

“Would you like a large water with your bread?”


6 posted on 03/17/2018 11:58:48 PM PDT by Flick Lives
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To: LibWhacker
I came just to see the mug shot.

TTIWWP

7 posted on 03/18/2018 12:07:03 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob ("Other People's Money" = The life blood of Liberalism)
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To: LibWhacker

... but did she get her sandwich?


9 posted on 03/18/2018 1:53:34 AM PDT by D Rider
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To: LibWhacker

What are the chances that the kicker will be: that’s where she bought her drugs!


15 posted on 03/18/2018 3:42:12 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Darksheare

Has this ever happened at your workplace?


16 posted on 03/18/2018 3:46:28 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I have the easiest life in the history of the world.)
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To: LibWhacker

This story would be a lot funnier to many of you if you knew what that booth and the area around it looked like. Think high fences and heavy razor wire and lights.


18 posted on 03/18/2018 4:33:47 AM PDT by TalBlack (It's hard to shoot people when they are shooting back at you...)
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To: LibWhacker

Note to self: ‘Don’t attempt to order food from a bank or a jail, when driving’


26 posted on 03/18/2018 5:43:09 AM PDT by ConservaTeen (Islam is Not the Religion of Peace, but The religion of Pedophilia...)
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To: LibWhacker

Wait what’s this...Mexico? I thought the sign said Texaco!


33 posted on 03/18/2018 7:56:36 AM PDT by 4yearlurker ("There stands mother under the oleanders,open the windows." A dying cowboys last words,1879.)
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To: LibWhacker

Oops!


35 posted on 03/18/2018 8:13:52 AM PDT by EdnaMode
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