Posted on 03/11/2018 5:22:20 AM PDT by silent_jonny
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(Embarrassingly I thought Catie didn’t make it through last week.). Love the Take Me To Church song but she didn’t do well at it.
STOP Remember he had brain surgery.
LOL—Gloria Allred returns with a new/old whore. Do they know how ridiculous this is?
dead bird swings wildly during the solo.
Cade wasn’t bad. Luke says his wife loves Cade. Katy makes a fool of her rainbow self over him too.
“I’m not there as much as I want.”
Translation: “I’m not there at all.”
Dennis is “fuhgettahbul.” (Said in Simon’s accent)
ROFL!!!!! So true! The Betty white one!!!
Maddie is great. She should win. She “made the song her own.”
That was enjoyable.
And indeed, Lionel did go Asian Level Mandarin!! Ha Ha hah ha Ha!
You’re right about jurnee. She is gorgeous but not good enough to be on this show. She used the lesbian angle to get on there. What could be better than a military gay couple?? It’s like a Full House, beats three Muslims or one tranny. She might actually be steered back to men... after she leaves the show.
Lionel went Mu Shu Pork Asian talking to Jurnee.
Katy kind of called her a cheap wedding singer but saying she wasn’t just one of those any more.
Ryan on Other Jonny: “he’s clearly willing to do ANYTHING to stay on the show.”
Maybe that is why Ryan dropped the glasses?
It appears Luke has knitting needles. During Other Jonny’s sad performance he may have knitted a scarf for Lionel.
Luke: This competition is forcing you to attack big notes you’re not used to. Kudos to you for having fun.
Which in English does mean “safe plane ride home, don’t lean too far out the window”)
If ABC wants to save this disaster and have another season, they need to offer and pay Simon Cowell any price he wants to fix it.
He does look like he’s got his mechanic coveralls on.
By the way, in Europe the plumbers all wear these. Never a crack seen.
What exactly is Lionel tuning in?
Gabby did great. Wow, the two blondes are my favorites.
Did you get that quick snark from Katie to Jurnee. You have now moved on from being a wedding singer.....
I have loved American Idol throughout its run and really feel there is some amazing talent this year, but it was obvious that the judges threw a hissy fit last night. They got pissed off at AMERICA'S CHOICES and had to make sure the entire diversity card was filled.
The judges picks were PURELY agenda driven and nothing else.
Look at who America picked:
Two white Country Singers (Gabby and Caleb)
Two White Singer/Songwriter types (Maddie and Catie)
A white rocker (Cade)
and a black with an AMAZING Singing gift (Michael)
And based on pure talent and their Sunday night performances, America got it 100% correct.
The judges unfortunately were not picking based on talent, but instead were probably ordered to fill out the top 10 with exactly who they put in.
Had they gone on Talent and Sunday/Monday performances the last 4 were clearly Garrett, Mara, Dennis and Jurnee.
While they did pick 2 of the 4 it was crystal clear from the start that Garrett (White Country), Jonny (no talent anyway), and Mara (white singer/songwriter) were out. The country and singer songwriter quotas were filled by America, and Jonny was so far out of his league it was sad.
So it came down to the Illegal Immigrant Michelle (BY FAR THE WORST CONTESTANT), The Lesbian Activist Jurnee (Who did deserve a spot), and the Transvestite (ADAM) being DECREED in by ABC.
The final spot was then to go to the likable Black Father doing right by his family. In this case Dennis made that choice a no brainer with his performances.
Katy at times gives the most factual commentary , but also tries a little too hard to do over the top humor . The days of Simon Cowells search for true talent are a long way behind us.
This season has the feel of a winner by default as America fights the opinions of the judges.
Katy showed her ignorance by “ America got it wrong “ quick comment
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