Posted on 03/11/2018 5:22:20 AM PDT by silent_jonny
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Holy crap! I thought I was listening to the original Heart recording of “Alone” but it’s Busty Mohawk Lesbian. That was awesome!
#BMLMatters
“This jacket is just oozing history.”
And various bodily fluids.
Nothing says “Bad Boy” like tying a giant rabbit’s foot to the end of your guitar. Well ... it is Easter.
Is that really only a rabbit’s foot? Looks like a whole dove or something hanging there.
For a high school girl, she writes a pretty good song. Wow.
Billie Jean King is giving me a mild autism vibe.
Is this an Alpaca love song?
Not believing it. Who wants a teen girl to make them a sandwich? It won’t be very good. Kind of like her singing.
Uh oh, Lionel is looking like the Ruler of Siam. He is smiling but he not likin it.
Wasn’t this the song they used to send AI contestants home??? Is this a really well thought out choice to sing ON AI???
This one is obviously the Iowa Emma Stone. Dad in the audience singing along. Katy cries. And Lionel listens to his surgeon and stays in his seat somehow.
Ada is wearing an entire makeup counter at Macy’s. And still carries that old penis. There is no amount of makeup that erases that thing.
The Latina with MODEL written on her crop top.... Lionel must be glued in to his chair because he wanted to grope her so badly.
Uh oh, Congo boy inspired by Kanye West. Who can’t sing for poop.
Congo boy is way better than Kanye. Singing another Send Me Home song from Idol history.
Lionel lifts up his tight face and sways with eyes either half closed or just as open as he can get them, can’t tell which. Not like a chicken bob exactly but maybe a hungry baby pigeon under Mama pigeon’s worm puke.
(( so embarrassed at that Cat Stevens song playing during Busy Father Boy’s intro - I played it for my dad when I was like 13 - so childish and my dad was the best in the world, what the hell was i rebelling from him for? Sorry, dad. Kids.)
Feel sorry for him. Mom and sister came to support him but dad wouldn’t.
I’ve noticed when a singer is bombing, Lionel has his own head-bob going. Not like Keith Urban’s barnyard rooster bob. This is more like an impatient, waiting in traffic, when will this light turn green already!? bob.
Lol with Luke’s “Ready to Rock You’” bad lyric instead of Radioactive! Idol plays the song and now Ready to Rock You is all I hear too!
Pink hair Adele chick has a pierced tongue. She is in high school. Isn’t that for sexual reasons? Bothers me. She is no Adele so she can’t break the No Adele Rule.
Jonny, that photo of your Easter table looked like your family is filled with drunk lesbians.
Gay Marcus is good but he has a bit of a scream. Lionel carefully places his done chin into his hand, but Luke has the expression of a man passing a kidney stone.
Jurnee sings, and Lionel holds out his two hands and squeezes air in front of him. I’d like to not think about what he might be pretending to do.
Another guy sings the Idol going home song. Katy gets to cry, which gives Lionel finally the cue he has needed all night. He hops up and grabs both Katy and Luke.
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