[nickcarraway]

Greatest of all time.

Someday the mountain might get 'em But the law never will

[Lean-Right]

Where’s the host from, Mexico?

[a fool in paradise]

Maybe they don’t want to catch him, there was a screwy squirrel in Florida who didn’t so much evade the authorities as they didn’t actively pursue...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

he just stays under the bridge and goes back and forth

So now when know who moved in under the bridge after the troll was dispatched.

I say we re-open the case. Was it self defense as Mr. Goat maintained or was it claim jumping?

[doorgunner69]

We have wild goats all around in the abundant open slope areas around Kona. You will sometimes see them with their kids near the road. They just thrive in the dry scrub.

You NEVER see one as road kill. Wild pigs, sometimes. The goats seem too smart.

[Enchante]

[M-cubed]

Funny!!..Yrs ago they called me Bo and my brother Luke...

Now they call me Jesse and my brother Cooter...

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Is the goat’s name “Mitch” by any chance?

There is a scruffy old goat in the Senate from Kentucky, you know.

[cyclotic]

Couple years ago, I was driving along a country road in Pennsylvania and saw a man and some huge dog or something in the distance. As I got closer, I could see the animal had a pack on it. Still couldn’t identify it.

Then, as I passed, I realized the pack animal was a goat.

Turns out the guy was doing a cross country walk raising money for an orphanage with his pet goat. I made a pretty good pack animal.

https://modernfarmer.com/2015/01/man-goat-walking-across-america/

[Old Yeller]

I bet one of them Arab fellers from the Middle East coulda nailed the goat in no time at all.