A man applies for a job with the FBI. His wife is in the waiting room. After filling out the application the interviewer places a gun on the table and instructs him to go into the waiting room and kill his wife. The man leaves the room. Two shots ring out, then crashing sounds followed by silence. The applicant returns to the interviewer and places the gun on the table and says, “Hey there were blanks in that gun so I had to strangle her”!
Any old excuse!