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Catholics probably got it!!!!
1 posted on 02/18/2018 4:05:56 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Nope


2 posted on 02/18/2018 4:10:31 AM PST by Mr_Peter
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To: sodpoodle

I didn’t get it. (Maybe I have ignored his name as I do not respect him.) Too bad it wasn’t another head of religion like the Dalai Lama. Ha!


3 posted on 02/18/2018 4:12:26 AM PST by Bodega (we are developing less and less common sense...world wide)
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To: sodpoodle

"I thought it was the name of a Bulgarian skelitor in da Olympics"

4 posted on 02/18/2018 4:16:45 AM PST by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: sodpoodle

FWIW, I got #5 and I’m not Catholic.

This “joke” is from my friend Leo in NJ:

The Hooker and the Illegal Immigrant

“Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?” he asks.

“$100” she replies.

In broken English, he says, “Do you do Illegal Immigrant style?

“No” she says.

“I pay you $200 to do Illegal Immigrant style.”

“No,” she says, not knowing what Illegal Immigrant style is.

“I pay you $300.”

“No,” she says.

“I pay you $400.

“No,” she says.

So finally he says, “OK, I pay $1,000 to Do Illegal Immigrant style.”

She thinks, “Well, I’ve been in the game for over 10 years now. I’ve had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Illegal Immigrant style be?

So she agrees and has sex with him.

Finally, they finish. Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, “Hey, I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. But that was OK. So, what exactly is Illegal Immigrant style?”

The illegal immigrant smiles and replies, “You send bill to Government.”

AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYER, IS EXACTLY WHAT THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE DOING TO US!

Screwing us and we pay.


5 posted on 02/18/2018 4:24:51 AM PST by upchuck (Keep a sharp lookout. The best is yet to come.)
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To: sodpoodle

So…you have the anti pope in there. We all know what he is.


7 posted on 02/18/2018 4:46:52 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: sodpoodle

Birds of a feather!


8 posted on 02/18/2018 5:30:49 AM PST by rawcatslyentist ("All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing")
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To: sodpoodle

Didn’t know #8 (it was before my time), and got all the rest.


9 posted on 02/18/2018 6:09:26 AM PST by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = USSR; Journ0List + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey)
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To: sodpoodle

Nothing has done by the Pope that is memorable, I worry about the Church.

Tell me,what has the Pope done to put Christ on the throne lately?


10 posted on 02/18/2018 6:26:15 AM PST by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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To: sodpoodle

Sorry soddie, but this Baptist thinks Jorge fits right in with the listed group.

Now the late John Paul, THAT was a pope.


11 posted on 02/18/2018 7:14:17 AM PST by oldvirginian ("The people built this country. And it is the people who are making America great again.” D TRUMP)
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